LESS GUESSWORK. MORE COFFEE.
Good fucking
questions.
A little clarity before your next cup.
The coffee
What’s the difference between the two coffees?
Tired as Fuck is the caffeinated house blend. Preggo as Fuck is the decaf option. Both are available as whole bean or ground coffee.
Does decaf mean caffeine-free?
No. Decaf can still contain a small amount of caffeine. The product name is not a medical recommendation.
Which grind should I choose?
Choose whole bean if you use a grinder, ground for filter or cafetière brewing, or espresso ground for espresso-style brewing. Your equipment’s instructions are a useful starting point.
How much coffee is in a bag?
The current storefront range is shown in 12 oz / 340 g bags. Check the product page and checkout for the final specification.
Orders & delivery
Can I place an order yet?
This storefront is currently in preview. You can explore products and build a cart, but payments are not enabled yet.
Where do you deliver, and what does shipping cost?
Delivery regions, charges and dispatch times will be confirmed before ordering opens. Shipping and any applicable tax will be displayed before payment.
Will the box fit through my letterbox?
A slim box with up to three bags is part of the packaging concept. Final bag weights, box dimensions and letterbox compatibility are still to be confirmed.
What is your returns policy?
The final returns policy and contact details will be published before ordering opens. No orders or payments are accepted in preview mode.
Subscriptions & what’s next
How much do subscriptions save?
The displayed subscription price is 10% below the one-time bag price: $16.20 instead of $18.00. Final terms will be shown at checkout when subscriptions launch.
Can I pause or cancel?
Subscription management will be handled by the checkout provider when the store launches. Confirm the final cancellation terms before subscribing.
When do Stressed and Fairy launch?
Launch dates have not been announced. Visit their pages for the concepts and sign up when notifications open.
Is there merch?
Mugs, everyday essentials and future flavours are on the drawing board. Explore the Merch page for a first look.