THE HOUSE BLEND
Tired as Fuck Coffee
Caffeinated House Blend
TASTING NOTES
Rich. Smooth. No nonsense.
Your daily get-shit-done ritual.
SAME RITUAL. SOFTER LANDING.
Smooth AF. Zero judgement.
All the attitude. A quieter kind of buzz. For slow mornings, late-night chats and anyone who loves their coffee without the full caffeine kick.
Smooth. Balanced. Beautifully bold.
Medium
Decaf
Decaf still contains some caffeine. The name is a bit of fun, not a health or pregnancy-suitability claim.
Coffee is a ritual, and decaf deserves a seat at the table. A smooth cup for the moments when you want the flavour without the full buzz.
Whole bean: choose this if you have a grinder. Grind just before brewing.
Filter / cafetière: our ground option for your everyday brewer.
Espresso: a finer grind for espresso-style brewing. A grinder gives you the most control over your machine.
Start with 15 g of coffee to 250 ml of water for filter brewing, then adjust to taste. Store your bag sealed in a cool, dry place.
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Seriously good coffee. No nonsense.
A little love for your daily ritual.
Early mornings. Late nights. Everything in between.
Good coffee. Better days. That’s the plan.
SAME GREAT ATTITUDE. DIFFERENT KIND OF FUEL.
THE HOUSE BLEND
Caffeinated House Blend
TASTING NOTES
Rich. Smooth. No nonsense.
Your daily get-shit-done ritual.
DECAF, FULL ATTITUDE
Smooth AF. Zero judgement.
TASTING NOTES
Smooth. Balanced. Beautifully bold.
All the flavour. A softer landing.