THE HOUSE BLEND

Tired as Fuck Coffee

Caffeinated House Blend

12 oz / 340 g $18.00

For the days when your brain’s running on empty, but your bullshit meter is still full. Meet your everyday coffee ritual, with a little more attitude.

TASTING NOTES

Rich. Smooth. No nonsense.

ROAST

Medium–dark

CAFFEINE

Caffeinated

Purchase options

Whole bean or ground Brew it your way

A little more about your cup.

Big coffee energy for small daily victories. A dependable house blend that’s happy in your morning mug, over ice or with a splash of milk.

Find your grind

Whole bean: choose this if you have a grinder. Grind just before brewing.

Filter / cafetière: our ground option for your everyday brewer.

Espresso: a finer grind for espresso-style brewing. A grinder gives you the most control over your machine.

Make a better brew

Start with 15 g of coffee to 250 ml of water for filter brewing, then adjust to taste. Store your bag sealed in a cool, dry place.

Delivery & returns

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Premium beans

Seriously good coffee. No nonsense.

Bold flavour

A little love for your daily ritual.

Real life energy

Early mornings. Late nights. Everything in between.

A brighter tomorrow

Good coffee. Better days. That’s the plan.

MEET YOUR OTHER MOOD.

SAME GREAT ATTITUDE. DIFFERENT KIND OF FUEL.

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